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Bahut Der Ke Baad Train Chali
Muslim Bola - Ya ali !
Hindu Bola - Jai Bajrang Vali !
Ek Sardar Bola - Kya Ali Kya Vali Ullu Ke Pattho Train To Bagal Vali Chali !!

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Son:daddy meri door ki nazar kamzor hai chasma le do.
Dad took him outside & said:woh kya hai beta???
Son:suraj.
Dad:saale aur kitna door dekhega.
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Hasi ko inbox
Aansu Ko out box
Gusse ko hold
Muskan ko send
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo Vibrate
Fir dekho Jindgi ki Ringtone kitni pyari lagti hai !!
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Santa:jab mein mar jaun toh samne wali family ko jarur bulana.
Banta:kyun??
Santa:yaar unke ghar ki ladies murdon se lipat-lipat ke roti hai.
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Reply if u genuis ..
Lovers love it
Friends need it.
Relationship start with it.
Life end with it.
It is _ _ _d_a_ _ _z.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab warna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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' Dua hai meri 'jo mujhe bhool jaaye
Uska Mobile Toot jaye
Charger jal jaye
Sim blok ho jaye
Uska sms fail ho jaye or
Use Local par STD pad jaye .
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Ek ladki hospital me
Ladki - Dr. sahab chekup karana hai
Dr. theek hai vaha parde ke pichhe let jaao
ladki - mera nahi mummy ka !
Dr. - ok muh kholiye....!!
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.
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Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhe band he phir b nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta he
jaise samne khade ho
aur Poonchh Hila rahe ho
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A sardar selling parachute:jump from the plane n press button & u will land safely.
customer:if it doesn`t open then???
sardar:paisa wapas.
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AN INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF ELECTRICAL ENGINEER
INTERVIEWER:HOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN??
SARDAR:TRRRRRRRRRRRRR..
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PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Santa:What is defference between man and Superman?
Banta:Man wears underwear under the trouser
and superman wears it over the trouser
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Zindagi ek Gift hai, (Qabool kijye)
Zindadi ek Ehsaas hai, (Mehsoos kijye)
Zindagi ek Dard hai, (Bant lijye)
Zindagi ek Aansu hai, (Pee lijye)
Zindagi ek Pyaas hai, (Pyaar dijye)
Zindagi ek Judai hai, (Sabar kijye)
Zindagi ek Milan hai, (Muskura lijye)
Zindagi aakhir Zindagi hai, (Jee lijye)
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Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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interviewer: where r u born?
Sardarji: punjab
Interviewer : which part?
Sardarji : kya which part
whole body was born in Punjab.
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